Dirty Bit

I wish I don't have to eat, or go to the toilet or even have sex.

These activities take a lot of time and energy. And, it causes a lot of anxieties. What to eat? Where to eat? Did I eat too much? And, in the middle of doing something, you get the urge to go to the toilet. It doesn't matter if it's big or small... you need to finish this thing you are doing and your body is telling you, "I NEED TO GO!!!!" The same with sex. When you want it, she doesn't, and when she wants it you don't... and, sometime when we end up doing it, you get a feeling she was just obliging you...

These are very basic functions. Which probably what inspired Darwin to come up with his Theory of Evolution. We, having been bestowed self awareness, have turned the simple satisfaction of theses basic needs into obscene pleasures.

It is not enough to just eat, we need to embellish our food, we need our food not only to taste good, but it must look good too. In the end we have to go to the toilet anyway. And the outcome of that looks pretty much the same (maybe of different forms, sometime more solid, sometime more liquid).

I'll not elaborate on sexual embellishments, but the act which original purpose is to ascertain the survival of the species, is only taken for the value of satisfying the urge to mate... not the requirement to have offspring.

I feel so dirty sometimes....